Paid ads · $400 · 7 days

See where your ads are leaking money — in 7 days.

We open your ad account, find the biggest thing costing you money, and record a walkthrough where you watch us go through it. A product with a price and a deadline — not a sales call.

Book the Diagnostic — $400 Have a question? Ask our agents →
Credited toward month one if you continue · You keep the findings either way
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REC · 08:14 · YOUR ACCOUNT Diagnostic walkthrough · screen recording
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Ranked leak list
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Recorded walkthrough
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What we'd do about it
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Most accounts don't need a new strategy

They're leaking money in a place nobody's looked.

Zombie spend
A campaign that hasn't converted in six weeks — still spending daily.
It looks "on" in the dashboard, so nobody touches it. Meanwhile it quietly eats budget that could fund the campaigns that actually work.
Self-competition
Broad and retargeting bidding against each other.
Two of your own campaigns in the same auction, paying a premium to win impressions you'd have gotten anyway.
Dirty tracking
Conversions counted twice — or not at all.
When the numbers you optimize toward are wrong, every decision downstream is wrong. This is the leak nobody wants to find, and the one that changes everything.
How the Diagnostic works

Three steps. Seven days. One video.

We review your whole account against a fixed checklist. If it's genuinely healthy, we say so and show you where the biggest remaining upside is. We don't invent a leak.

Book the Diagnostic — $400
DAY 1
We open your account
Read-only access to your ad platforms. No calls, no questionnaire — we go straight to the data.
DAYS 2–6
We go through it against our checklist
The same fixed review we run on every account: spend, structure, tracking, creative fatigue, and audience overlap.
DAY 7
You get the video + the list
A recorded walkthrough of your own account, a ranked list of what's costing you money biggest-first, and a plain statement of what we'd do about it.
Real findings · names removed

Here's the leak. Here's what it cost.

LEAK FOUND Spend chart · flatline conversions
$11k/mo
RECOVERED SPEND
Going to a campaign that hadn't converted in six weeks. Paused it, moved the budget, kept the same total spend.
LEAK FOUND Auction overlap report
27%
CHEAPER CLICKS
Two campaigns bidding against each other. Consolidated the audiences and the cost-per-click dropped without touching creative.
LEAK FOUND Pixel / conversion audit
2.1x
PHANTOM ROAS
The reported return was double-counting purchases. Real number was half of what they'd been reporting to their board.
What happens next

The whole ladder, in the open.

Each step earns the next. You never have to buy the one after until you've seen us do the one before.

Start here
Tier 0 · The Diagnostic
$400· 7 days
We find the leak and show it to you on video. A product, not a pitch.
  • Full account review against our checklist
  • Recorded walkthrough of your own account
  • Ranked list of what's costing you money
  • Clear statement of what we'd do
  • Credited toward month one if you continue
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Tier 1 · The Fix
From $3,500one-time
We close the specific leak. Fixed scope, fixed price, fixed end date.
  • The fixes identified in the Diagnostic, executed
  • Clean tracking and measurement
  • Before / after report
  • A delivery call at the end
  • 30–60 days · a real definition of done
Sold after the Diagnostic →
Tier 2 · Management
From $4,000/mo
Ongoing management, priced on spend. Only for Fix graduates.
  • Priced on ad spend and channel count
  • Monthly strategy call, non-negotiable
  • Quarterly re-diagnostic on your account
  • Front-loaded first-30-days win
  • Second-channel expansion when ready
Sold after the Fix →
Management pricing

Priced on spend, published up front.

From $4,000/mo, priced on ad spend and channel count. Most clients land between $4,000–$9,000. Only offered to Fix graduates — you'll have already seen the work.

Second channel: +~$1,500/mo · Custom above $150k/mo spend
Monthly ad spendRetainer
Under $30k$4,000
$30k – $75k$6,000
$75k – $150k$8,500
$150k+Custom
$400 · 7 days · recorded walkthrough
Find out what's costing you money this week.
Credited toward month one if you continue. If your account is healthy, we'll tell you that too.
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Straight answers.

No. It has a price, a deadline and a deliverable: a recorded walkthrough of your account plus a ranked list of what's costing you money. You keep all of it whether or not you ever work with us again.
Then we say so, plainly, and show you where the biggest remaining upside is. We don't invent a leak — one honest "you're in good shape" is worth more to us than a manufactured problem.
No. The Fix comes first, always — even if you show up wanting to skip ahead. The sequence is the product: you see us work before you commit to anything ongoing.
We guarantee scope, timeline and deliverables — never a specific ROAS number. Anyone promising you an exact return on paid ads is guessing, and we won't.
The Diagnostic and The Fix are great for smaller accounts. Ongoing Management makes sense once you're around $20k/mo in spend, or the retainer is at least 15% of spend.